Hero Series/EMT/ Paramedic

Try Not To Die - I Just Started My Shift Tee

Dark humor is practically a job requirement for EMS. The Try Not To Die tee captures the exhausted, caffeine-fueled reality of every medic, EMT, and first responder who punches in before the chaos begins. With a vintage-inspired design featuring a weary medic gripping his lifeline (coffee), this shirt delivers laughs that only those who’ve worked the shift will truly understand.

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Hero Series Mission:
100% of profits from this Hero Series shirt go directly toward launching Valor Inc., a nonprofit dedicated to providing free outdoor adventures and therapeutic experiences for veterans and first responders. Every purchase directly supports the mental health and well-being of those who serve.

Product Highlights:

• Comfortable unisex fit for long shifts or off-duty recovery

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior softness and breathability

• High-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print for bold, long-lasting color

• Durable side-seam construction and ribbed collar to maintain shape

• Ethically made using sustainable production methods

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Medium heat iron if necessary

• Do not dry clean

Shift just started. Try not to die.
Perfect for EMS professionals, first responders, or anyone who knows what it’s like to start a shift already needing coffee.